Archive for the ‘Weird’ Category

April 5th, 2011

No Nude Swimming In San Clemente

This morning at State Park Beach in San Clemente, California this man found out the hard way that you just can’t skinny dip at the beach.

March 17th, 2011

Surf Check For Octomom Plus 8

So here we are shooting photos off of the Oceanside Pier and guess what we see marching our way towards us, it’s Nadya Suleman with 8 babies. Oh my, what do we have here. Being were not the paparazzi we politely ask to take her photo with her babies, but she shuts it’s down. “This isn’t Hollywood and you ain’t TMZ”! Ok, I guess we shouldn’t have asked, but just shot it, our bad. Please settle for the stroller line up.

March 7th, 2011

Having Fun Under The Sun – US Open

Your never to old to get the pro surfers autographs.

March 6th, 2011

Billy Bob Don’t Surf

Oh yes he does! I come all da way out here from Missouri to come surfing. I seen that stuff on the television and I swore to myself and grandma that I was going to do what them surfers were doing on tv. Now how am out going to head out west like Kid Rock did it? I straight up hitch hiked and got a ride out with a trucker. I just told the guy to take me to 54st Newport Beach that was the only surf spot I knew the name of, and he did. Just me and my pair of overalls, that is all I had.

So I get to the beach and I am so blown away on how perty everything is. There are so many beach babes under the sun I am loosing my mind. I tell myself to focus, I am here to surf and that is what I will do. So I see a kid sitting on the beach not using his surfboard and I go up to him and just ask, hey there fellow I see your not using your surfboard would you mind if I gave it a try?. The kid looked at me and started laughing and he said sure go ahead dude. I said thank you and by the way my name is Billy Bob, but I must admit I did like the sound of someone calling me dude. I have heard red-neck, kracker and white trash, but never dude. So I make my way out to the surf and I just tell myself you can do it. So I get out there and everyone is laughing and pointing at me. This one guy comes up to me named Punker Pat and he is really nice. I asked him why they called him Punker, but he wouldn’t go into it. I told him some kid on the beach called me dude. Any who he helped me out by pushing me into some of them waves. It was my third wave I stood up and rode the thing all the way until I hit the sand. Punker Pat yelled and screamed at me, he said he was stoked. I asked what is stoked? He said that is a good thing like I did good. Oh, man I was so stoked on riding that wave.

Fast forward the time I am now living out here in Newport Beach with Punker Pat. I do miss Missouri and all my family, but for now I am loving this surfing life out here. I don’t know when or if I will ever head back to Missouri I am starting to fit in here and things are working out just fine.

March 4th, 2011

San Clemente Locals

There must be a turf war going on against the San Clemente surfers and Newport as we have just found this written on the Lower’s trail. We have sent a warning to the Newp’s crew about this and they are really worried what will happen the next time they attempt to surf Lower’s. We contacted lifetime Newp’s local Josh Hoyer and this is what he had to say, “can’t we all get along”. SC locals we suggest you stay in school and learn to spell.

February 28th, 2011

Taj Burrow Surf Groupies

Down at Lowers Taj was not very amused by the two girls that brought down granny pannies to the beach during the wct contest with the words “I love Taj” on them. We know Taj has so many girls throwing themselves at him, he just passed on these two. For now ladies keep updated with Taj’s whereabout at tajburrow.com

February 24th, 2011

Girls Just Want To Have Fun

Leave all your troubles behind and join us at the beach.

February 23rd, 2011

Cardiff Kook Turns Into Jesus And Brings The 10 Commandments of Surfing With Him

The Cardiff Kook’s 10 Commandments of Surfing read:
1. Wait your turn
2. Don’t drop in
3. The surfer on the inside has the right away
4. Don’t snake
5. Share the waves
6. Keep out of other’s way
7. Teach the kids
8. Don’t be prejudiced (do you mean don’t hate on boogie boarders and sup riders?)
9. Don’t get violent
10. Know your limitations

February 22nd, 2011

Kelly Slater’s Surfboard – A Prized Posession

I guess you can compare it to a spectator coming home with a baseball that has been hit into the grandstands from a game. Your at the US Open of Surfing with 50,000+ people
and the 10-time world champions surfboard comes floating up the shore and for however reason you got it. Now what, Ebay, hang it on your wall or let it collect dust in the garage either way just having it (and with it autographed) is pretty priceless. Wait, if you sell it you can donate the money to the Kelly Slater Foundation

February 21st, 2011

Reporters hand in weird place during a Jordy Smith interview

Jordy Smith on the beach at Jbay moments after his heat win. Pretty interesting back pocket and hand placement for the reporter interviewing him. Check out Jordy here