Posts Tagged ‘kelly slater’

April 2nd, 2015

Kelly Slater’s April Fools Joke

“Big decisions in life don’t come easy and it’s taken a lot of quiet time and personal introspection to come to this conclusion…The #RipCurlPro was the first event I surfed on tour and it’s fitting that this will be my last @wsl. There are too many people to thank and memories to go over but here’s to hoping I can pull a rabbit out of the hat and win one last event this week. My board feels great (thank you @cisurfboards and @travlee) and I’m as psyched as ever to just surf and enjoy. Hope to see everyone down there at #BellsBeach this week.” – Kelly Slater

Don’t be fooled people Kelly wants to go out on top

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April 1st, 2015

Kelly Slater Is Teaming Up With REAL Watersports To Build A Wavepool

Kelly Slater and REAL Watersports of Cape Hatteras, North Carolina have just announced a partnership (with Firewire) to build the first Kelly Slater wave pool.

“It’s funny. My surfing career and travel path have come full circle. It started in Cape Hatteras and here we are again.” – Kelly Slater

Kelly’s new logo with Firewire Surfbaords – Wheelhouse
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The Wavepool – “id be kinda devasted if he invested all that money into this and a hurricane whipped it out..” – Ryan Croteau
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March 31st, 2015

Kelly Slater Murdered Who?

Told by Photographer Jack English

“I arrived in Oceanside with my daughter and I usually never take my phone with me to the beach as I always leave it inside my truck (I can’t stand people who spend more time on their phone then with their kids). For some weird reason I had a voice inside my head that said take your phone with you – it’s always those times when you wish you had your phone (camera) with you – so I took it.

I am now down by the shoreline on the south side of the pier playing in the sand with my daughter. I look down the beach and I see a man waving signs in the air. I was like what the heck is that guy doing? So this guy is getting closer and closer to me and then all of a sudden he get’s close enough where I can clearly read “Slater” and then a couple feet closer and I clearly read “Kelly Slater”. So I instantly jump up grab my phone and turn it onto camera and began walking cautiously towards this guy. I get closer and I now can clearly read the entire sign ‘KELLY SLATER MURDERED ANDY IRONS MARK FOO’. By now I am tripping out, like what the f_ck is going on – is this some kind of sick joke. I knew instantly I had to get a shot of this guy and I just kindly ask “can I get a shot of you” and he said “sure”. Now the guy is within a few feet of me barking in my ear as spit is flying out of his mouth. “What’s your deal with Kelly Slater sign”. “Ah, that f_ucking guy tried to choke me out right out there.” As I clearly knew this guy was lying and he just was spilling words out of his mouth and I could no way keep up with everything he was saying – he just kept going on and on. He then began talking about the government and I honestly had no clue what he was talking about as by now I was starting to worry about my safety as I didn’t know if this guy wasn’t going to take a swing at me or not. I wasn’t so much scared, but more so just thinking get this guy away from me. So I just kept saying ok to all of his remarks until he just turned and walked away.” – Jack English

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March 30th, 2015

Kelly Slater Putting Lipstick On A Pig

“Firewire approached Kelly midway through last year. Kelly happened to be on the market, too, looking for something to pour his formidable intellect (and wealth) into. He bit, he bought.” – Beach Grit

Firewire by Tomo (Daniel Thomson) – We’re sorry, but we can safely say these type of boards will never be considered cool

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Seems Kelly is going through a mid life crisis by surfing these boards in his heats (lost out in round 3 on the Goldy)
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More photos by Peter “Joli” Wilson can be seen at Tracks Magazine

March 11th, 2015

Ryan Drexler Wants Quiksilver Sold!

“There is no indication of any creative effort in terms of fashion design or advertising and marketing,” Mr. Drexler said in his letter dated March 9. “Given the emerging accounting and legal problems, declining consumer demand and lack of creativity…I cannot see a reason to place faith in the current management’s turnaround plan. In my opinion, the promise of better times being just around the corner is nothing more than wishful thinking.

I again urge you and the Board to unlock the value of the company’s well known brand names, global retail and wholesale presence and supply chain by exploring a sale of the company to maximize shareholder value consistent with the board’s fiduciary obligations.” – Ryan Drexler

Kelly Slater might be the smartest surfer of all time getting out when he did

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March 6th, 2015

Kelly Slater Picks Number 11

Like in many and all sports athletes are matched up with a number – Michael Jordan 23, Wayne Gretzky 99, Jerry Rice 80, Jimmie Johnson 48, Dale Earnhardt 3, Dale Earnhardt Jr. 8 and 88, Jeff Gordon 24, Richard Petty 43, Jackie Robinson 42, Walter Payton 34, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar 33, Majic Johnson 32, Joe Montana 16, Kobe Bryant 8, Mickey Mantle 7, Babe Ruth 3, Ricky Carmichael 4.

Now the World Surf League has chosen to do the same thing – here is a list of some surfers and the numbers they have chose in which will be on the back of their contest jerseys:

Kolohe Andino 22
Joel Parkinson 88
Kelly Slater 11 (has this many titles)
John John Florence 12
Matt Banting 94
Gabriel Medina 10
Jordy Smith 23 (Lebron James)
Dusty Payne 87
Matt Wilkinson 8 (asked for 69, but they would not give it to him)
Julian Wilson 17
Nat Young 2
Miguel Pupo 91
Adriano de Souza 13
Keanu Asing 4 (Ricky Carmichael – both ride for FOX)

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March 3rd, 2015

Kelly Slater Used On Orlebar Brown Boardshorts

Orlebar Brown have just come out with the Why Me Ah! Photographic Mid-Length Swim Short retailing for $345.00. The image was taken by Warren Bolster who was shooting from a helicopter over Waimea Bay on the North Shore of Oahu.

The only surfer we can identify is Kelly Slater

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February 27th, 2015

Kelly Slater Almost Strangled

Reported by The Coureir Mail Kelly Slater almost strangled by a leg rope while surfing Snapper Rocks located on the Gold Coast of Australia

“Most places that are really crowded, and Pipeline is the first place that comes to mind, there is a real pecking order in the line-up. You know who the locals are, you know who the guys who are good are, you know who is going to get the sets when they come and who is going to end up on the best waves and those guys utilise the waves the best way. That is nowhere close to what happens here. You get run over, you run into people, I had a leash wrapped around my neck two days ago.” – Kelly Slater

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February 27th, 2015

How Do I Order Posters?

This morning we received this email and would like to share it with all of you.

“hi surf images,
your poster page doesn’t appear to have any to sell http://www.surfimages.com/surf-posters.aspx or am I missing something??

Advise me please! Thanks”

We’ll admit our site may seem a little confusing to most. What you the user must understand is that we license our images as well as sell prints, posters and wall murals. On that note we our doing our best to do both things with our images.

If you go to the posters page you will see the bedroom mockup below in which shows a Kelly Slater poster inside a boy’s bedroom. You would think there would be posters on this page that you could purchase, but please take into consideration that we have over 70,000 photos and uploading more everyday therefore we cannot upload all 70,000 posters (photos) to this page. Here is how you order a poster.

1. Go to the SURFERS or LOCATIONS page (this is where all our images are)
2. Under the image you will see the word ADD or ADD TO CART
3. Once you have clicked on ADD or ADD TO CART your image will be placed in the CART page
4. Click on the CART button
5. Now you will be on the CART page where you will click on the box that reads PURCHASE A PRINT MURAL OR POSTER (this then will take you to the SHOPPING CART page)
6. Once on the SHOPPING CART page here you can pick the quantity of posters you want and then Check Out with PayPal where you will enter your payment and address.

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February 26th, 2015

Fred Patacchia Is Not Kelly Slater

“John John and Kelly Slater are officially a thing.” – Surfing Magazine

“Last night on the Gold Coast the WSL hosted their first annual awards since overthrowing the ASP.” – Stab Magazine / Videos

Photos from the 2015 WSL banquet held on the Gold Coast are all taken by Steve Sherman
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