Posts Tagged ‘dane reynolds’

November 25th, 2016

Dane Reynolds New Corporation – HATE HATE HATE

Dane Reynolds is now under the HATE HATE HATE LLC as of May 04 2016 through his attorney Justin Pinney located in San Diego.

Yes, your logo is showing


What is a LLC and what does this mean for Dane? In short an LLC means if someone was to sue Dane’s new clothing line “Former” then that person can only go after assets at Former and not any of Danes money or assets (home, car, beer).

So their you have it folks Dane is the proud owner of a new brand – we wish you all the best!

Now a song Dane can relate to by Mr. Marilyn Manson

March 2nd, 2016

Dane Reynolds And Rob Dyrdek Owed over $100k from Quiksilver

Major/critical vendors of the debtors (over $100k) from Quiksilver – we’re guessing what Dane Reynolds and Rob Dyrdek we’re owed is a lot more then $100K


December 12th, 2015

“I Have To Figure Out How To Do A Chop-Hop” – Dane Reynolds

We’re not even exactly sure what a chop-hop is… oh well. Here is an interview on Dane Reynolds that was filmed in Huntington Beach by The Intertia.


December 6th, 2015

I Am Dane Reynolds, I Am A Destoyer

Destoyer (noun – a person or thing that destroys) registered on September 23, 2015 by Alfwear and attorney Trent Baker with the trademark office under the clothing category (Belts; Belts for clothing; Bottoms; Hats; Jackets; Pants; Shirts; Shorts; Tops.)

BeachGrit is reporting that Dane Reynolds is “starting a new brand and calling it Destroyer.”

Knowing Dane we don’t think he would ever call a brand such as “Destroyer” – that is the opposite of what Dane is about!

…but then again, summer teeth was no better


November 2nd, 2015

Quiksilver Removes Dane Reynolds From Their Website

Dane Reynolds was just removed from the Quiksilver website – the bidding war has just begun… We think VANS head to toe!


In other Quik news DC shoes has just removed their number one street skater Nyjah Huston from their site as well. According to JammyCreamer he’s going to Nike for $10,000,000.00.


October 15th, 2015

Who Will Dane Reynolds Sign With – RVCA, Vans, VISSLA

Well now that Quik is bankrupt where will the leader go. We’re thinking Dane Reynolds will sign head to toe with Vans. Vans has stupid money and seems to suit Dane the most.

Other Vans riders for shoes and apparel – Joel Tudor, Nathan Fletcher, Pat, Dane and Tanner Gudauskas, Dylan Graves, Leila Hurst, Ivan and Nathan Florence (John’s brothers)


October 4th, 2015

Dane Reynolds Wins Still Frothy By Billabong

Dane Reynolds took home first place (tow-at division) at this years 6th annual Still Frothy Surfing Contest By Billabong. The comp was put on by Walter Cerney in Pismo Beach.


October 1st, 2015

Dane Reynolds Receives Wildcard To The Quiksilver Pro France CT

No surprise their right.

“so i just got news i’ll be in the quiksilver pro france next week and i’m gonna donate my prize money to someone that needs it more than me. i usually donate to animal stuff (wildlife rehabilitation places, animal shelters, aspca) but any suggestions on foundations with a good cause? hopefully the waves crank on and i can make some money cause my grovel game is down.” – Dane Reynolds

Since you live in Santa Barbara how about you take your winnings and set up a team to go around in SB and handout clothing (summer teeth) and shoes to the homeless people.


July 25th, 2015

Can Kolohe Andino or Dane Reynolds Please Make The Final

Vans has just released the heats for this years 2015 Vans US Open of Surfing and theirs only two surfers worth mentioning – Kolohe Andino and Dane Reynolds. No Kelly Slater, Taj Burrow, Mick Fanning, Julian Wilson! This could be the most boring US Open in the history of the sport. We just pray to god that Kolohe and Dane at minimum make some heats!

Both surfers will be surfing on Tuesday at around noon time


July 10th, 2015

Highlights From Round 1 JBAY Open

“Once a year that is when I like to make my heats – I don’t like to do any more then that.” – CJ Hobgood (currently ranked 37 (last place) on the tour)

You would have to question CJ’s retirement this year – CJ if you were in the top 10 right now we highly doubt you would be retiring, but when you can’t make it past round 2 we understand!

We want to see a Dane Reynolds vs Kolohe Andino final